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Fr. Douglas Grohne

Left and Right Politics in America

  • Here's story about planning and the Republican vs. Democrat approach to money and spending.


    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her 
    altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, 
    "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an 
    hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
    balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet
    above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
    and 100 degrees, 49 .09 minutes west longitude.

    "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

    "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
    correct. However, I have no idea what to do with your information, and
    I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

    The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

    "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

    "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are
    going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
    air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect
    me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were
    in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."