Reminds me of the one about the three Jews who were out playing golf. One of them hits his ball right toward the water trap, but raises his club, and the water parts, allowing the ball to roll unimpeded onto the green. The second guy says “nice job, Moses” and takes his shot, which also heads right to the water trap. As it skips along the surface and onto the green, Moses turns to him and says, “good shot, Jesus”. The third guy steps up, and sure enough, his shot sends the ball right to the middle of the water trap, where it is swallowed by a fish. Just then, an eagle dives into the water, grabs the fish, and flies over the green. The fish releases the ball, and it falls right into the hole. Jesus turns to the hole-in-one fellow and says, “Dad, quit showing off!”
