This was written by Goddess Butterfly and MyValenwind. It's too funny not to pass on.
~LOLcat Full Moon ritul~
plz to has airs of kittehs of teh east com meow to us dis nite. grate elementul cat, we beconz u forth to helpz celebrate teh moon of ful.
plz to has kittehs firez of teh south com forth and shine ur eyes on us dis nite, we beconz u forth to helpz celebrate teh moon of ful.
plz to has teh waters of kittehs in teh west com forth and bath us wif us wet dis nite, we beconz u forth to helpz celebrate teh moon of ful.
plz to has teh earths of kittehs in teh norf com guards us wif ur dirt dis nite, we beconz u forth to helpz celebrate teh moon of ful.
to teh gawdess of kittes and teh hoomanz, i call her. her shiny luvs comz upon us wen we lookz into teh nite sky
i callz teh gawd of kittehs and teh hoomanz. his luvz supportz us on our daily missionz plz be wif us tonite in teh full moons lite
teh spiritz of teh kittehs from basement cat to teh ceiling cat, from monorail cat to the judgement cat we be frm teh same litterz . connetz us to tel elemantz and teh univurse and eberyfing
plz grate spiritz of kittehs we beconz u forth to plz help us wif celebrating teh ful of moon we beconz u forth to helpz celebrate teh moon of ful.
(Now we chant fur chzburger.) Chzburger, Chzburger...
i ask grate ceiling cat plz bless teh noms we haz so teh fewd bowl not get empty and plz bless teh sips so teh watur bowl always be ful of waturz
teh spiritz of teh kittehs on teh nite of teh ful moon we thx u fur bein here, stay wif us if ur kitteh will, if not kthxbai
teh gawdess and gawd of teh kittehs on dis nite of teh ful moon we thx u for ur close snugglez and being here. stay wif us if ur kitteh will, if not kthxbai
teh waterz of teh kittehs on teh nite of teh ful moon we thx u fur bein here, stay wif us if ur kitteh will, if not kthxbai
teh earthz of teh kittehs on teh nite of teh ful moon we thx u fur bein here, stay wif us if ur kitteh will, if not kthxbai
teh airs of teh kittehs on teh nite of teh ful moon we thx u fur bein here, stay wif us if ur kitteh will, if not kthxbai
teh firez of teh kittehs on teh nite of teh ful moon we thx u fur bein here, stay wif us if ur kitteh will, if not kthxbai
kittehs bump noses, kittehs brush tails, kttehs bump noses i thinks soon probly in garbge can wen u dig fur moar noms
kitteh blessings to u and rest of ur livs howevr many u got left, grate, kthxbai
:)
LOVE AND LIGHT TO ALL OF YOU!!!
