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Sandra Palmer

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  • Lolcat Full Moon Ceremony

    This was written by Goddess Butterfly and MyValenwind.  It's too funny not to pass on.   ~LOLcat Full Moon ritul~   plz to has airs of kittehs of teh east com meow to us dis nite. grate elementul cat, we beconz u forth to helpz celebrate teh moon of ful. plz to has kittehs firez...
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  • A Primer for Erisian Evangelists

    A PRIMER FOR ERISIAN EVANGELISTS by Lord Omar         The SOCRATIC APPROACH is most successful when confronting the ignorant. The "socratic approach" is what you call starting an argument by asking questions. You approach the innocent and simply ask "Did you know that God's n...
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  • The Nicene Creed in LolCat

    We believes in teh one Ceiling Cat what pwns allAnd maked teh ceiling & teh flor (but not Baby Jesus LOL u hairytick!)Teh stuff u sees and the other stuff.We believes in teh Boss Baby Jesus(dere's only 1 of Him, too)He's teh only boy kitteh of teh Ceiling CatFurever & ever teh offspring of teh Ceili...
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  • Why Paganism is Growing

    I went to do premarital counseling with a couple of senior citizens who have chosen me as their wedding officiant last night.  Not that unusual.  But the thing is, they are both divorced and both had been devout Christians at one time.  Now you all should know our religion doesn'...
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  • Oberon Zell's Essay: We Are the Other People

    We Are the Other People Oberon (Otter) Zell The following is an Article published three or four years ago in Green Egg. "Ding-dong!" goes the doorbell. Is it Avon calling? Or perhaps Ed McMahon with my three million dollars? No, it's Yahweh's Witlesses again, just wanting to have a nice lit...
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  • Burnt Offerings and Other Things in Leviticus

    (This is mostly for Clint.  I didn't write it, it was reputedly written by someone to Laura Schlessinger (spelling?) when she had her radio show.)    1.      Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purch...
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  • Marital Rights

    This is from the Religious Tolerance Website:  http://www.religioustolerance.org/mar_bene.htm   On the order of 1,400 legal rights are conferred upon married couples in the U.S. Typically these are composed of about 400 state benefits and over 1,000 federal benefits. Among them are the...